Sunrises in Branson

Now the rumor is out. The Branson Chamber of Commerce is claiming that the sunrises in the Branson area are the best in the world, and that the sunrises are brought to Branson by the Chamber of Commerce.

Well the first part may be true. Sunrises in Branson are awfully purrty. The second part is not true. God makes sunrises, not the Branson Chamber of Commerce.

So thanks be to God for beautiful sunrises, and the Chamber can take the hindmost.

I'm just kidding-at least about the Chamber of Commerce. Above are some pictures of a recent sunrise taken from Emerald Point just outside Branson on Table Rock Lake.

The famous rat car is across from the 76 Complex. The rat car has been declared both a health hazard and a mobile waste dump by the EPA. It is also a national art treasure and may be transferred to the Museum of Modern Art in New York City if Branson does not protect its art treasures. 

Drivers side view of the rat car. Note the coffee cups below. 

Need a pen or pencil. You will never be without one in the rat car. 

The rat car is ready to roll. 

Front view of the Rat Car. Now here is a car that we could send to Iraq as a secret weapon. Note the U.S. flags proudly waiving. 

I suggest you don't drink from the bottles or cups found on this car. 

Back view of the rat car. Need some toast--the rat car can help you. But I would not eat the toast. Feed it to your enemies. 

Hey, need a key board or some toasters. The rat car has made the property values of the 76 Complex drop by $ 1.5 million. 

The Rat Car

The Rat Car

Only in Branson. Rat cars are like rat motorbike's. They are gloriously ugly. They proclaim their individuality and are wondrous in design. They proudly shout that they are the most disgusting vehicles on the road and are proud of it.

So as you go down Highway 76 in Branson look for the Rat Car . It is on the South side of the road where there are three stores, one of which is a tatoo parlor and the other a Tarot Card place where your future can be read. Pray that the rat car is not in your future. And if you get a tatoo, then I would suggest a subject other than the rat car.

It is located across from the Country 76 Complex.

You need to spend some time with the rat car to know its true ugliness.

Above are some pictures that should amaze and disgust you.

Look at them if you dare.

Only in Branson.

HarleyDad

The old Dimitris Restaurant has been floated south toward the Hollister Bridge. The rumor is that Dimitris will be opening a new restaurant on Main Street right across from the location of the new Hilton. 

Center Court is at the far right. 

On the south before center court. 

A closer shot at the South end. 

Shot from the Southeast 

We begin at the the South end. 

Those condos at Center Court are arisin' 

Branson Landing Update

This blog probably shows the most construction pictures of Branson Landing. Every several weeks Harley Dad, a self-appointed sidewalk inspector, inspects the progress of Branson Landing and provides a few pictures so you do not have to go down to the Landing and check it out for yourself.

Above are the most recent pictures. Hope you enjoy.

HarleyDad

The front of the building 

Welcome to Montana Mike's Steak House